Everything is Card Captor Sakura and nothing hurts.
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman
booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK