Everything is Card Captor Sakura and nothing hurts.

tastefullyoffensive:

[jhallcomics]

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

Y O K O S O ~ <3

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

maninthebottle:

By the awesome french artist Joël Jurion.

Anonymous said:
Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

psyfucks:

respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON

w is not a vowel-every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

me

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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